Tuesday Displacement Activity Reading

What has been preventing me from working this morning? or what will the BBC be reporting on tomorrow?

The 2009-2014 Cyclical Bull Market Is Running on Fumes at Resistance in Real and Nominal Terms Distressed Volatility
Lest we forget Avian Influenza is still a clear and present danger
Army to Fight Bird Flu Outbreak in Japan OneWayJapan News 
This time Draghi is going to be taking the markets head on. The Euro will fall for sure but for how long?
Draghi Euro Warning Looms as ECB Debates Policy Measures Bloomberg